Author: Maxx Chance
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Chapter 4: The Million-Dollar Mutt: A Funny Detective Story With a Dog
A wealthy countess hires Max Mercer to recover her missing championship dog and its million-dollar collar. Instead, a pastrami-confused scent scanner leads him to the wrong bulldog, a crooked laundromat, and a fortune in counterfeit cash. Somehow, that is exactly where he needs to be. Read more
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Chapter 4: The Loch Ness Mess
Max Mercer only wants to recover a professor’s lost sonar buoy. Instead, an inflatable bagpipe, a rented kilt, a flying haggis, and one deeply judgmental Highland cow expose a cybercriminal submarine in the middle of a Loch Ness festival parade. Read more
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Chapter 12: The Villain Orientation Seminar
Max Mercer reports to the wrong office and accidentally joins Henchmen Local 404. One broken projector, a badly paired security clicker, and a very realistic fire drill later, every hostage is free—and an entire supervillain organization has marched straight into police custody. Read more
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Chapter 11: “The Time I Accidentally Became King (For Like, an Hour)”
One minute I was wandering a foreign market, the next I was sitting on a golden throne in a goat-scented robe, holding a royal scepter, and apparently ruling a country I couldn’t pronounce. Turns out tripping over a ceremonial carpet can uncover a stash of stolen gold—and end a coup—before dessert. Not bad for a… Read more
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Chapter 10: “Dinner and the Bleat of Diplomacy”
When Sir Misfire is invited to a royal diplomatic feast, he does what any utterly unpredictable hero would do—he brings a goat in a bowtie as his plus-one. What follows is a night of spilled trout, shattered vases, and accidental espionage that somehow saves the day. Again. Read more
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Chapter 9: “Sir Oops-a-Lot”
When Maxx Mercer takes a wrong turn at an international summit, he stumbles into royal regalia, a sword ceremony, and a diplomatic disaster that somehow ends in an official knighthood. It’s velvet pants, runaway horses, and international chaos in true Misfire fashion—because of course he gets knighted by accident. Read more
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Chapter 8: “The Coffee Mug Incident”
When Maxx Mercer accidentally activates a quantum coffee mug labeled “World’s End,” time fractures, alternate timelines collapse, and breakfast pastries achieve sentience. It’s chaos as usual for The Misfire—proof once again that every disaster he causes somehow saves the day. Read more
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Chapter 7: “Going Up?”
Maxx rewired a janitor’s elevator into a makeshift particle accelerator using a burrito, a smartwatch, and sheer overconfidence. The result? Temporal dislocation, airborne squirrels, and the possible invention of teleportation—depending on who you ask. He calls it innovation. Everyone else calls it Tuesday. Read more
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Chapter 6: “Nano No-No”
Maxx stared in horror as hundreds of red-eyed nanobots mimicked his every move—tripping, flailing, and jazz-handing through the lab like an army of awkward toddlers. Somewhere behind the glass, a scientist screamed, “They’re learning… from him?!” Read more
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Chapter 5: Library Lockdown: Dewey Decimal Disaster
Maxx Mercer only meant to reshelve a stack of romance novels—but one accidental button press later, the library was a war zone of laser grids, rogue robots, and an overdue book linked to a government vault. As robotic page-turners closed in, Maxx did what he always does best: tripped over his own feet and somehow… Read more